Because it is primarily comprised of water, whey, high fructose corn syrup, and just a smidgeon of dry milk and cocoa, Yoo-hoo is shelf-stable and is even sold in cans.
Upon first sip, cocoa notes overtake your palate with a bitter vengeance and no bold creaminess to help mask it. Also, the liquid comes off thin and saturated.
Fairlife’s ultra-filtration process concentrates the protein and calcium of the fresh milk and removes half the natural sugars. That said, it’s replaced with sucralose.
This option has Hershey’s distinct taste and rich texture but also a sugar overload on the first sip. Fairlife still has it beat in terms of scale-breaking sweetness.