Arby's 'Game Of Thrones' Turkey Legs

Even if you don't watch Game of Thrones or are a last-minute bandwagoner (we won't judge), you can't deny that everyone you know is looking forward to Sunday's finale even more than this past Monday's two-minute solar eclipse. To honor your fandom, Arby's is helping the country celebrate the only way it knows how: by selling giant smoked turkey legs. 

According to a press release, the oversize hunks of Ser Gregor Clegane-approved meat are "seasoned with salt and brown sugar, smoked and then roasted to perfection," and will be available August 27, coinciding with the finale's air date.

But there's a catch: The turkey legs are being sold in just nine select locations cleverly corresponding to the regions of Westeros: from Fargo, North Dakota (the U.S.'s version of Winterfell if there were ever such a thing), to Los Angeles, described by the company as a land of "bountiful gold and riches," much like Highgarden. 

If you don't happen to live in those regions, you'll just have to grab a squire—or mount your nearest dragon—and set off on the Kingsroad to partake in this feast fit for the ruler (once the show decides on one) of the Seven Kingdoms. Just be sure to make it back in time for the finale.